Gorilla Clash — box art
Prelaunch • Party Card Mayhem

Stack Humans. Dodge Gorilla Elbow Drops. For everyone who still needs to know. Who would win?

100 men versus a gorilla... Everyone moved on. You didn’t. Us neither. Settle the internet’s loudest dumb argument with a deck of nonsense. Chain ridiculous human combos to outlast one very angry gorilla.

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No spam. Just bananas, news, and strategy game plan.

The internet argued. You’ll play first.

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Assemble Your Squad

Draft Athletes, Fighters, Strategists, Rescuers, and the Peels (yes, the banana ones). They trip up plans, bait disasters, and make everything gloriously worse. Play 3+ of a kind to shred the Gorilla deck before it sends your team to the KO pile.

Fast & fluid: ~10 min per player; big turns from small hands.
Table talk: Plan, plead, and pull off ridiculous combos together.
Push-your-luck tension: wait for the perfect set or play before the ape strikes.
Human cards spread mockup

Meet the Contenders

Five flavors of chaos. Mix and match to break the deck.

Athletes card

Athletes

Sprint, juke, and tire the gorilla; steady discard pressure.

Fighters card

Fighters

Face the ape head-on with brutal bursts that chunk the deck.

Strategists card

Strategists

Read the ape, coordinate hands, set up massive turns.

Rescuers card

Rescuers

Fish key cards from the KO pile and keep the engine alive.

Peels card

Peels

Banana-brained troublemakers that make plans slip; they can’t help it.

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Our Lawyers Made Us Write This

The humans are inspired by types. These characters are fictional. Any resemblance to real people, living or extremely online, is purely coincidental. The gorilla is not a specific gorilla. No apes were harmed. Only egos.